Stannis Baratheon Receives a Letter
“Tell me, who is Lyanna Mormont?”
“One of Lady Maege’s daughters, Sire. The youngest. She was named for my lord father’s sister.”
“To curry your lord father’s favor, I don’t doubt. I know how that game is played. How old is this wretched girl child?”
Jon had to think a moment. “Ten. Or near enough to make no matter. Might I know how she has offended Your Grace?”
Stannis read from the letter. “Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK. A girl of ten, you say, and she presumes to scold her lawful king.”
Lyanna, noooo, don’t you know all-caps means shouting? No wonder he’s so mad.
“Wretched girl child” cracked me up. Angry!Stannis is sometimes the funniest Stannis.